All Humans Are Tumblers

Grandpa fell in the ocean, I hauled him out, soaked, embarassed, didn't even change his slacks or polo.

Dad fell on the floor. Got up. Lit a smoke. Finished his story.

Important Earnest just went the Hemingway on the bed side shelf.

Cucumber sandwiches and calling Mr. Henry James to the night stand.

Not reading yet because the topic of men and our aging is fresh by the fire side.

There is a fireplace in my old room at my parent's shack, but I don't light it much. The crackle distracts from reviewing my old vinyl.

Tough choices to be made when you can only fly with 26kgz. You can't mail Zappa to an assumed name at your new bedsit.

Parent's just don't understand why I can't explain twitter. Grandparents won't fathom why we vote how we vote, or why the royal "wii" don't vote.

If anyone can invent a methodone for this internet craze, we are buying. Don't say friends, sex or fun. They are part of it.

I will blog this blog, then look at ocean, lights and mountain. Just...one...more...click...

"Chem Bros Electro" is not enough to google the video you want.

Not even in 2011.

Somebody get me Prof Gore on the phone.

Here's an inconvenient truth, dude couldn't outrun a Bush.

All zoo patrons are advised, not to feed the Blairs.

Kate Middle-claws will be such a beautiful bride (I read in the evening standard newzzzzz).

Give me Standard Lager and an Adirondack to watch our patriarchs age.

Me, my old man, my Grandpa

30 - 60 - 90

Lottery numbers or clues to a riddle.

The answer is 666.

For it is a humane number.

You were told to keep checking back at this location. Fear not, proper journalism will jump off as soon as the cheques are signed, third drafts are mailed to ones-selves and the vacation is over.

There is no break for the funky drummer.

Dude works always, forever.

Timeless.

I'll sleep when I'm paid.

This blogging is amateur sport.

We approach it like amateur skateboarding.

No money, but travel and shoes for free.

Stay free 2.0 threadcount embedding.

The internet should have never been about money.

Somebody subsidize my downloads.

Like the elders used to.

Word to the natives.

I can see the olympic mountains through this dawn.

Yes dear reader, it's still on.

2.0.2.0

TWENTY TWENTY has blessed the webosphere and earosphere and eyeosphere (not to be confused with Ionosphere, but see the tracklist as you may wind up gassed and electrified) with a new mix called "Forty Minutes of Fun." He's also launched a new website, it's got music notes, purple and everything...golly gang it's really quite sumpin.

www.djtwentytwenty.com

DJ TWENTYTWENTY - FOURTY MINUTES OF FUN

Dude's a curmudgeon, but you know, for the right side. We have laughs. He's really good at what he does, I've prolly complimented him enough.



The Specs:

my egyptian lover (loose cannons mix)- space cowboy
suenos dulces- thunderheist
sweaty wet/ dirty damp- gameboy/ gamegirl
lindsay lohan's revenge- pase rock
chick fit (kissy sell out mix)- all saints
helicopter (weird science mix)- bloc party
shake it up (stanton warriors mix)- beatnuts
camera (sebastian mix)- editors
yummy knockout (paparazzi mix)- gwen stefani
foxy lady (speaker punks mix)- jimi hendrix
shhhake it up- diplo vs the beatles
kinda new (dirty south mix)- spektrum
rock steady (mstrkrft mix)- all saints
fucking boyfriend (peaches mix)- the bird and the bee
phantom (thunderous olympian's lite ghosts mix)- justice
all that she wants- ace of base
knife (girl talk mix)- grizzly bear / clipse

In addition to being a Dj, twentytwenty is a brother. His sister Kim is a gas, a straight shootin goofy good dame-a-lam-a-dingdong. She plays voice and guitar in a Tinsletown two-piece called Eagle and Talon, that receive my pattented "Bandswatch" as a band to watch.

EAGLE AND TALON - THEY'RE SO SHARP (snippet)


In a few years when they're both stars you can read my erudite but phlegmatic analysis of the musical personas of these siblings in something like Nylon or the wall of the third stall on the left of Norrie Mcentyre's Fish Farm and Mortuary, Falcon Beach, Manitoba, Canada. After all, who isn't a sucker for a brother sister combo with chops to go.



BBQ'S RIGHT ARM RECORDS: INSTALLMENT 1

Before being a monk, an islamist, supposed Rushdie hater and banned in the USA, Cat Stevens and made this:

"Tea For The Tillerman" by Cat Stevens (buy)


On blast like Slayer in Guantanamo. This album should receive a commendation from the Worldwide Psychiatrists Guild for all the bad trips it must've righted before the mind fled.

BUT I MIGHT DIE TONIGHT - CAT STEVENS

The Tea Bowls sequence in Shorty's Fulfill The Dream, set to "Why Do The Children Play", is one of the best bits of skateboard filmaking ever.

WHY DO THE CHILDREN PLAY? - CAT STEVENS

SKATE DIGRESSION

This video illuminated much about hip hop that I didn't fully understand, and came along at a crucial time in my development, where Punk Rock and Metal could've had me forever.

Here's the opening sequence, which caused Sudermann to walk around all summer belting out "We came her tonight to get started, to cold act ill or get retarded!"



Here's Aaron Snyder's stellar debut:



Peter Smolik's shocking imtroduction to the world (poorly de-interlaced fanatics only:



This video had a great deal of influence on the widespread popularity of tech skateboarding and little kid teams.

Muska's Epic Work:



Speaking of epicism and skateboarding, Epiclylaterd has a new show on VBS

This is what Muska was aiming for, The Gonz, Video Days:



Guy Mariano as a kid:



Celebrity Movie Star Jason Lee!!!



Also directs Beck:



Fronts Stillwater:




Is Earl:



Of course, Brodieman:



All the respect in the world to Spike Jonze who directed "Video Days."

A few of the best TV Commercials ever:





Two of the best movies ever:





SO MANY MUSIC VIDEOS

Weezer + Green + Animals = Cuteapalooza



Bjork + Images That Distract From Her Voice/ Bjork Hams It Up X Bjork Uses Her Voice For The Forces Of Good = Busby Berkley Wet Dreams



Chem Bros + Sofia's Hammers = Godfather 3? No I beleive there were just two.



"How bout the power of flight, that do anything for ya holmes?"

Black + Gas / Spike = Epicly Timeless



GEEKED UP



Youtube is the weapon of choice:



Spike got over skateboards:



This Blog Post + Skate and Spike Youtubes = SABOTAGE!



Buy this

After all that epicness, skating, moving pictures and all, I'll share this

NEIL YOUNG - THRASHER

CHOW

BBQ