Lilith Is The Ish

An excerpt from The Simpsons Season Six, Episode Eleven

The next bar Homer tries has two female zodiacal symbols interlocking on the sign above the door.

Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies. [leaves]

Woman: What was her problem?



The Smalltown Dj's didn't make it to Boston, but Stinkmitt overcame a small crowd and rocked a venue that was voted "Boston's #1 Lesbian Bar 2006."



LOL

The gig started late, but I had many beers with a nice lady who loved it when I whistled at the same girls as her, or grabbed her boobs. Apparently, in a lesbian bar, a guy can gets huge laughs acting like a newly divorced gondolier/construction worker fresh out of prison.



I almost signed up to sing Meatloaf with a transvestite at what they called "Queer-a-oke", the moon shone on the Isle of Lesbos, but the show had run late and I had to go, so I crossed town...



Certified Bananas were great. A highlight of the night for me was when Sammy Bananas got on the mic and said "This is my favourite song of all time" as he dropped this:



For three minutes I was eleven again. That's me on the left, when I was eleven



I missed the Miss Fairchild set, but they are kind to foreigners, smartly dressed, filled with tips, good at banter...and the mixtape is pretty unbelievable.



As far as music goes:

I'm almost converted Flight of the Conchords hater. The songs and manager make the show watchable, more on this TV Dingo as it walks by the cultural billabong...The Kiwi, now with soul...

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS - BUSINESS TIME (DJ WEEKEND REMIX)



When "Ignition" played on Thursday...I realized that I only know the words to Dave Chappelle's version



R. KELLY - IGNITION REMIX (COUSIN COLE REMIX)



Lap/Feist/France/Bitch/French/Teki/English/Wheezy/Ish/Shit/Sovereignty/

TEKI LATEX FEAT BITCH LAP LAP - THIS ISH IS THE SHIT

New mixtapes, and serious songs coming very soon. Now...I'm going here:



CHOW

BBQ

PS: All United States please tighten your "free country" game up. Marriage doesn't mean anything, but it should be available to humans that want it.

PSS: It's weird that same sex marriages are illegal everywhere but Massachusetts, but this insanity is totally legal and considered essential to freedom.

Blonde Bombshell

RIP Anna Nicole Smith, a lady that I stopped thinking about years ago. Apparent suicide/overdose. Same old song.


She was one of the first pretty girls I ever downloaded a picture of. The internet owes a lot of early popularity to Anna Nicole Smith.

DJ BOOMAN - WATCH OUT FOR THE BIG GIRL

It's very easy to get lost in the self determined webworld, and forget that the majority of people actively concerned with "culture" consume the easiest available and palateable forms. Without them, we wouldn't have The Aviator, Sinatra or The Beastie Boys. But while we're enjoying art in all of it's pop, boom and glory, most people just want something that is cruel involving celebrities. Anna Nicole didn't leave any signifigant "work" behind, as her art was the art of American tabloid celebrity, and as annoying and infinite as it is, the concession is that it's disposable.

Anna Nicole Smith was gorgeous woman. I would be lying if I said that's the only way I will remember her.

OUTKAST - HOLLYWOOD DIVORCE (feat Snoop Dogg and Lil Wayne)


Damn girl, don't hurt em'



"This atrocious death will be a terrible lesson for those whose principal occupation consists in spying on and tormenting the film stars."
Jean Cocteau on Marilyn Monroe



Marilyn Monroe is incomparable. Her death was important. She still defines sex, and legions of hack actresses have had fruitful careers because they have a flake of her photogeneity. Anna Nicole Smith can't be compared to Marilyn in any way except her hair colour, tragic death and the fact that Marilyn Monroe was a massive part of what we knew Anna Nicole Smith to be. In terms of the late Ms. Smith, Marilyn influenced how we shot her, coloured her, treated her, cut her, and how she will be remembered.

THE ONLY ONES - ANOTHER GIRL, ANOTHER PLANET

It's no different today than it was fifty years ago, the fans of a star want them to lose love, fail at work, and do a press conference on too many pills. Maybe that's why some celebrities decide to take too many.



It's just a shame when stars of whatever magnitude melt under their own shine and the public's burning adoration, interest and jealousy.



Enough death, tomorrow I'll put up a mix by Twentytwenty called "40 Minutes of Fun."


BILLY JOEL - WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

CHOW

BBQ

PS: Yes we did