The Phone

I'm in the middle of heavy research, which includes re-watching Wet Hot American Summer. Shout out to Scoops, who used to keep a VHS and DVD copy of the film in his backpack, just in case.



If you call my old UK cell phone, a version of me singing the next song is prolly still the voicemail greeting answering machine electronic message recording:

DE LA SOUL - Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)

This next choon is a cover of Soulja Boy by dude supreme Sammy Bananas and his friend, chanteuse Maggie Horn. It also features a verse by a guy from hipcat NYC band Ninjasonik that might make you think they don't totally suck (they totally don't totally suck).

Regardless, give it a listen, this one tongue in cheek remake can replace/explain all the heavy effects new rap n B that you don't want to even not try to eventually not get.

TELEPHONED - Turn My Swag On

Almost Forgot

Answer Your Telephone

Mother is running an assignment for her grade eight class, where they bring in songs and discuss the lyrics (metaphors/allusions/etceteras).

She had to pick one for herself, and I suggested this:

R KELLY - Real Talk

She called me a "meatball" and went with Carol King.



Shout out to Sweden's neighbour Finland for this:

R KELLY - Real Talk (Fiskars Edit)

I don't know about you, but I'm going to Fiskars myspace to hear his shredevilingly heartattackular remix of Pete Townsend's "Let My Love Open the Door"



Here's another timeless Townsend jam:

THE WHO - You Better You Bet

Pete Townsend>>>alleged internet child porn researcher>>>excuse to post this:



Cripes gang! I started this post just to get the R Kelly giggles out. Who knew that R Kelly and Pete Townsend would lead to animated potential lechery.

I'm getting out of here faster than Garfield finds lasagna. Sorry Mom, for taking the fun we had to the crotch of a student wizard.



BONUS (MEATBALL RELATED)


Dean Ween's Sunday Sauce Recipe

This is Hello

After nearly a month of being a certified hobo, I have a home again. That means we're back at Grilling It. Apres this, le deluge, but here's the funniest item in the history of the internet to get the faithful and users of google.com/reader warmed up.

Click the white box.



This is how I feel about the absence. Gold star to Apt One

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - 33:45 Pt 1 "I've Been a Fool (Shame on You)" APT 1 Edit

Lunchtime in Bee See.