How Is Your Mother?

People
Envy
Happiness
Dogs
Though
Sense
Courage
Knowing
Jubilation
Means
Better
Ass-sets



I still have yet to listen to the Scarlett J album. After I have, you will be the first to know.

Carlin On Modernity Waits On The Web Pelican On Sublime

Shout out Aunt Bea for knowing how fast paced comedy goes down around here.



Made me think of these:



California group Sublime have a version of Bad Religion's "We're Only Gonna Die."

"The worst thing about the band Sublime is that they didn't make anything truly sublime."
-TJ Pelican (Paraphrased)

Tom Waits is a crack shot at fast talking narratives. This is the one I wanted most after the Carlin (starts at 1:30).



Sublime

1 a: lofty, grand, or exalted in thought, expression, or manner b: of outstanding spiritual, intellectual, or moral worth c: tending to inspire awe usually because of elevated quality (as of beauty, nobility, or grandeur) or transcendent excellence.



That's sublime.

Salvador Dali "The Sublime Moment"



Lemon is a poor sub for lime!

CHOW

BBQ

PS: In the event that you find yourself trying ot find an archive of the covers of Young & Modern magazine...you may find...

Q: "Is it safe to give oral sex? Can you get pregnant that way?"
A: "No, you cannot get pregnant from oral sex. In order for an egg to be fertilized, sperm needs to enter the vagina..."

EARMUFFS!!!



Oh...hello...young lady...would you like to see my archive of RTF format Young & Modern magazines? At my bachelor pad?



She said no.

I always forget to lead with bachelor pad and follow with collection of archived magazines.

(Bachelor Pad meaning: disused recreational vehicle.)

Co-operation From Computers

Picture a futuristic world where artists, who although visionary, true and real, that aren't normally Dj'ed into mixtapes...suddenly...were...

Wouldn't that be great?

On this fabled mixtape, many artists featured are the sort that you would've previously been ridiculed for not owning, when you sheepishly asked in a record store. In this future, they will be given to you, in December, by an expert through a computer:

(The doors of the store open automatically, as if by magic)




DJ CO-OP PRESENTS AYO TECHNOLOGY

Sumpin Special.


A PART OF IT IS LIKE IF TOM WAITS AND JONATHAN RICHMAN SANG AT PIMP C'S FUNERAL

Affirmative

001 LOVE

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