Monday, September 10, 2007

TV like VD Feed Me Ziti



Still in the U.S of (yes I said) Eh.

Watching lots of television, eating mexican:

Shhhhhhhrimp - Diplo

"A girl with too big eyes? That can't be a bad thing can it? Isn't that just like jumbo shrimp"
-MC Biz 2



Your Love Is Something to Dance To - Outfield Vs NWA (Mike Relm Mix)

"The videos touched me as a child"
-Kanye West



Danca Do Familia Adams

"I think all actors - they'll hate me for saying this - but we are babies. We like to be loved, and we'll do anything if we're loved."
-Anjelica Huston



Stone Age (Feat Biz Markie) - De La Soul

"It sound like a verse, but it’s more like a plan
Get your Robin Hood on, put some pressure on the Man"
-Bun B

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

I'm No Turkey, I'm A Fly


Diplo made a mix for the poindexters, know-it-alls, genuine music lovers (Rollie Pemberton I see you!) and snobs at Pitchfork (ED: It's actually for the people!!!).

DIPLO - PITCHFORK MIX



THREE 6 MAFIA feat 8 BALL and MJG - STAY FLY (DIPLO REMIX)



Diplo's record label Mad Decent run an incredible blog of raps, club catnip, CanCon and world music, but not the kind that Ian Raymond listens to. The kind that makes you go get passport photos taken.



Please purchase this mixtape that Diplo made, if you want to blow the minds of yourself and others. forever.

For free, enjoy this "minimix" that Diplo did for the BBC.

Diplo Annie Mac minimix



CHOW

BBQ

PS: Mark Ronson's "minimix" is class as well. Mark's a great club Dj, radio Dj and musician. I'm still surprised by how few people know how good this is.

Someday, when Ronson is playing a bond villain named Break Staxman and Daniel Radcliffe is Bond. He's going to say something like: "Don't worry about 007, I've got him...covered."



Ronson's songs are all over some American MTV and TV promo's and commercials right now, and he will apparently be all over the MTV awards. I've never heard them in the supermarket.

However, I hate the supermarket and would gladly take any of Mark's productions over the sound of singing "Lost in the Supermarket" to myself as I compare prices of no name and big three puddings.

I think it's interesting that music made out of pure joy is now considered marketable (and as a marketing tool for):

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Lilith Is The Ish



An excerpt from The Simpsons Season Six, Episode Eleven

The next bar Homer tries has two female zodiacal symbols interlocking on the sign above the door.

Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies. [leaves]

Woman: What was her problem?



The Smalltown Dj's didn't make it to Boston, but Stinkmitt overcame a small crowd and rocked a venue that was voted "Boston's #1 Lesbian Bar 2006."



LOL

The gig started late, but I had many beers with a nice lady who loved it when I whistled at the same girls as her, or grabbed her boobs. Apparently, in a lesbian bar, a guy can gets huge laughs acting like a newly divorced gondolier/construction worker fresh out of prison.



I almost signed up to sing Meatloaf with a transvestite at what they called "Queer-a-oke", the moon shone on the Isle of Lesbos, but the show had run late and I had to go, so I crossed town...



Certified Bananas were great. A highlight of the night for me was when Sammy Bananas got on the mic and said "This is my favourite song of all time" as he dropped this:



For three minutes I was eleven again. That's me on the left, when I was eleven



I missed the Miss Fairchild set, but they are kind to foreigners, smartly dressed, filled with tips, good at banter...and the mixtape is pretty unbelievable.



As far as music goes:

I'm almost converted Flight of the Conchords hater. The songs and manager make the show watchable, more on this TV Dingo as it walks by the cultural billabong...The Kiwi, now with soul...

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS - BUSINESS TIME (DJ WEEKEND REMIX)



When "Ignition" played on Thursday...I realized that I only know the words to Dave Chappelle's version



R. KELLY - IGNITION REMIX (COUSIN COLE REMIX)



Lap/Feist/France/Bitch/French/Teki/English/Wheezy/Ish/Shit/Sovereignty/

TEKI LATEX FEAT BITCH LAP LAP - THIS ISH IS THE SHIT

New mixtapes, and serious songs coming very soon. Now...I'm going here:



CHOW

BBQ

PS: All United States please tighten your "free country" game up. Marriage doesn't mean anything, but it should be available to humans that want it.

PSS: It's weird that same sex marriages are illegal everywhere but Massachusetts, but this insanity is totally legal and considered essential to freedom.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

WILD LIFE



Missing big shows in London, Toronto, Winnipeg, Vancouver (my other "homes"). I'm not freaking out the man in the desert...but...

TONIGHT...BOSTON...>>>



Smalltown Dj's with Stinkmitt

SMALLTOWN DJ'S - LINGUISTICS BABY

The Smalltown Dj's are to culture in Calgary what oxygen is to lungs in humans.



I'm sure the word "Stinkmitt" has to do with assfisting or pre coital aromas, but it made me think of this:



Apparently this is them:



If there was an entry for "my kind of thing" in the dictionary.

Game on!

STINKMITT - JABBA THE SLUT


TOMORROW (NEAR) BOSTON >>>



Miss Fairchild with Certified Bananas

The Miss Fairchild thing is best experienced through their website full of serious inquiries only hardcore fan material.

Sammy Bananas (Aka P Nice) is IN Miss Fairchild, he and Certified Max will be doing their amazing melting pot (shake yo) assium jamspread collie showcase as well.

RICH BOY VS THE SHINS - THROW SOME SEAS (P NICE RICH BOY IN STARBUCKS MIX)


It should be:



CHOW

BBQ

PS:

SMALLTOWN DJ'S and CERTIFIED BANANAS - NORTH AMERICAN WILDLIFE

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

This Is Why I'm Sunburned



The dude on the right is the 2007 Men's Singles Champion of a massive Canadian Tennis Contest, the other is a blogger.

GO GO's - VACATION

I'm back up in this moff moff...



Still the best Summer Jam that some have bought (in to)

DUDE & NEM - WATCH MY FEET




BOB DYLAN - MOST LIKELY YOU'LL GO YOUR WAY and I'll GO MINE (Mark Ronson's Unbridled Ambition and Reverence Remix)


End of the week, this blog moves to Beantown, MASS, The Excited States of America for a few weeks. I'll be using a computer again.



CHOW

BBQ

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Schimmer Kills



Dudebro homeboy supreme Schimmer vip mix. What can I say...we eat big stakes for breakfast.

The Schmazzler the Bedazzler in flagrante. Your face, en flambe and it's not even summer yet.


SCHIMMER PRESENTS CURIOUSER N KURIOUSER


Zulu Nation Party – Malcolm McLaren (Schimmer’s Curious remix)
Touche Pas – Vive la Fete
Dance I Said – Erick Morillo feat P Diddski (Touche Vocal Remix)
D.A.N.C.E. – Justice (Tittsworth Remix)
Pick Up the Pace – Young MC
Ts Diner - Tittsworth
Four 4x3 – Capoeira Twins (Schimmer’s Hey Everybody Remix)
Feel it (The Mexican) – Funky Four Plus One
Get Up On Ya Feet – Fdel
Papa Was a Rose of a Stone – Temptations vs. Stone Roses
I Shouldn’t Have Done It – Slick Rick
Lose Control All Night Long – Missy Elliot vs. AC/DC
You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
His Majesty King Raam – Lemon Jelly (Schimmer’s So Curious Remix)

Yeah dog.

GREATFUL & GREAT FULL - HALLMARK QUICK MIX by BBQ THE PARTY ROCKER

Ghostface - Dogs of War
Maximo Park - Girls Who Play Guitars
Cat Power - He War

Raw, uncut, Catscale:


CAT POWER - HE WAR


Friday, June 01, 2007

"I Would've Named You Kingsley" (Weekend Preview)



I can't speculate on the thought process of skate shoes P and Twista, but the point of attack in this song feels like a nod to Hank Kingsley, one of my favourite characters.

"I be in the club hollerin at hos like Hey Now"

PHARRELL WILLIAMS feat TWISTA - GIVE IT UP

Let's have a good weekend




WEEN - HEY THERE FANCY PANTS



WES FIF - HATERZ EVERYWHERE (Sinden's Unsealed Coke Bottle)

My thoughts on the above song are expressed perfectly in the advertisment below.







Although I am willing to admit that the line from the first song of this post might be a reference to this

Monday, May 28, 2007

Dance Haul


"Heather Mills...I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she's not hanging out with that guy from The Beatles anymore."
-Mark (Internet Radio's Woody Allen) Ronson





The above video was directed by Michel Gondry who would be the best film director on Earth if Wes Anderson, Martin Scorcese and Joel Coen were killed by a loose rhino.

Here's a clip from Michel's last released movie that is so good you'll be shouting "It's a boy's name too!" at the screen.



This song has been everywhere lately, and I'm really into songs by legends that are decades old that sound like they could've been released last week. Freshness rots, the sublime is fresh forever...like nutrament...Paul...

PAUL McCARTNEY - TEMPORARY SECRETARY


Mandolin, SIr Paul, dancing, are these connections too subtle.

THE MAGNETIC FIELDS - NOTHING MATTERS WHEN WE'RE DANCING



The next song features P Diddy, but that's neither here nor there...

ERIC MORILLIO feat P DIDDY - DANCE I SAID (Touche Le Remix)

I've been bumping this since I heard it in the new Schimmer mix...you say what new Schimmer mix? Curious? Watch this space.

Brace face Jase maces the place

CHOW

BBQ

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I Am Trying To Break Your Scissors (if you try to cut my rock paper)



It won't be easy to talk about for another few days, but Wilco's live show lived up to anticipations of sublimity. It was a rocking and emotional affair. Deep rooted rocking was released from performers and fans, I'd tag it religious, but...


WILCO - JESUS ETC

"Our love is all of God's money"
-Wilco

I'd like god's paper, but that's what this was loosely about:





HORACE ANDY - MONEY, MONEY

Rappers use bullet wounds like soldiers use medals.

Fiddy, try being BLIND!

Blind Willie Johnson, from the consistently educational, comprehensive and surprising Diddy Wah.

See where this is going...







SPAT - CUT CHEMIST

The competitive grind and style names of Rock, Paper, Scissors

Personally, I think a scissor-scissor-scissor approach should be called "The Grand Opening" not "The Toolbox."

However, I did make a run to the store tonight after employing "The Bureaucrat" twice in a row.

CHOW

BBQ

PS: For the Wilcoheads new and old

Sunday, May 20, 2007

All the Geeks in the AV Club Post Yo Blogs Up! All the Dorks At Puters Put Yo Mice Up!



"Basement" at Everything in the Sky should be on the daily visit list for people that enjoy visiting websites.

D4L - SCOTTY

Stay geeked up, real girls dig spectacles...





I feel that when smashed together, these songs parenthesize quite well, call it bracketing if you have to.

It's going dumb mixed with the thought that comes from getting brained by someone's heart.

TAFFY AFFECTION - D4L vs THE BLOW

Was she out of their league?





NEIL YOUNG - SEE THE SKY ABOUT TO RAIN



CHOW

BBQ