GOOD GRAVY Galloping Gophers (gorilla grapes)

As seen on TWITTER

GG is what some of our female and otherwise readership have been caught using to describe their newest favouritest show of all time ever: "Gossip Girls" or as it's more accurately called: "The Hills Sex In The OC 90210 Howser MD CitYPD Blueossom"

DISCLAIMER: The next bit of this blog post is for people who DO NOT watch The Gossip Girls. If you're a person who needs a weekly fix of TV about rich people fucking and lying and pretending to change, then fine, skip to the youtubes.

GOSSIP GIRL TRUTH ALERT BELOW!

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I watched some Gossip Girl. Here's the scoop, so you know why you're not watching it:

It is poorly written and acted. It makes Lost look like Short Cuts, The Sopranos like Goodfellas. Plus they REALLY rip-off "Sex in the City" while the corpse of its legacy is still warm from the tanning bed. Imagine a show set on an island told through flashbacks, the year after "The Lost Movie" gets panned worldwide.

The real "GG" pushed me down a youtube rabbit hole for an hour tonight...here's some Grilling It TV:







Sorry to all the Indians who watched the last clip. Also, to fans of television, please don't be offended that in the British pre-make of the ABC hit "The Office" they called Jim: "Tim." Both names are awesome, just like Indians.

Learning To Speak Chinese Eyes

I put my sister's Ipod on random, and BOOM! Fast beat, acoustic guitar, Sweet Suga Lo rapping his face off, Trick Daddy addressing the truth in adlibs, a song with a course literally about what I was watching happen as I was listening.

TRICK DADDY feat CEE LO GREEN - Dro In Da Wind

Told you we'd be back strong. Now czech out this crazy wind house:



PS: Here's a video fron Warren Zevon's heartbreaking album, The Wind (see what I've done there) that features an ipod (two doubles) and is awesome.

Music videos can be very low budget if you pick great shots, cut with restraint and don't feature the artist in ten different locations. Up-and-coming starts of R&B, this is how it can be done...