Shout out Aunt Bea for knowing how fast paced comedy goes down around here.
Made me think of these:
California group Sublime have a version of Bad Religion's "We're Only Gonna Die."
"The worst thing about the band Sublime is that they didn't make anything truly sublime." -TJ Pelican (Paraphrased)
Tom Waits is a crack shot at fast talking narratives. This is the one I wanted most after the Carlin (starts at 1:30).
Sublime
1 a: lofty, grand, or exalted in thought, expression, or manner b: of outstanding spiritual, intellectual, or moral worth c: tending to inspire awe usually because of elevated quality (as of beauty, nobility, or grandeur) or transcendent excellence.
That's sublime.
Salvador Dali "The Sublime Moment"
Lemon is a poor sub for lime!
CHOW
BBQ
PS: In the event that you find yourself trying ot find an archive of the covers of Young & Modern magazine...you may find...
Q: "Is it safe to give oral sex? Can you get pregnant that way?" A: "No, you cannot get pregnant from oral sex. In order for an egg to be fertilized, sperm needs to enter the vagina..."
EARMUFFS!!!
Oh...hello...young lady...would you like to see my archive of RTF format Young & Modern magazines? At my bachelor pad?
She said no.
I always forget to lead with bachelor pad and follow with collection of archived magazines.
(Bachelor Pad meaning: disused recreational vehicle.)
I don't know about you, but I'm going to Fiskars myspace to hear his shredevilingly heartattackular remix of Pete Townsend's "Let My Love Open the Door"
Pete Townsend>>>alleged internet child porn researcher>>>excuse to post this:
Cripes gang! I started this post just to get the R Kelly giggles out. Who knew that R Kelly and Pete Townsend would lead to animated potential lechery.
I'm getting out of here faster than Garfield finds lasagna. Sorry Mom, for taking the fun we had to the crotch of a student wizard.
Most of the Justice album can't be rescued from meh-diocrity by drinking a whole bottle of cough syrup or eating rotten corn, but this video. Oh la la.
1. Boomin In Your Jeepney Intro 2. Common – Resurrection (fantastic remix) 3. Be Break 4. Ahmad Jamal – Ghetto Child 5. The Light (dj pump break) 6. Lupe Fiasco – Kick Push (handle it version) 7. Linda Clifford – Never Gonna Stop 8. The Sylvers – Stay Away From Me 9. Rottin Razcals – Oh Yeah (be easy mix) 10. Slum Village – Get Dis Money (dilla fix) 11. J Dilla - Say It! (feat. Ta'Raach & DJ Exile) 12. Nicolay – I Love The Way You Love (feat. Darien Brockington) 13. Method Man – Method Man (dj pump remix) 14. Zhane – Hey Mr. DJ (dj pump version) 15. Zhane – Request Line (beatapella) 16. Dwele - I think I Love You 17. Musiq – ForTheNight 18. Q-tip – Official 19. Yesterday's New Quintet – Uno Esta 20. Bobbi Humphrey – Uno Esta 21. Quantic Soul Orchestra – We Got Soul (rob life remix) 22. El Michels Affair – Glaciers of Ice 23. Jimi Hendrix – Little Miss Lover 24. Sly & The Family Stone – Life Of Fortune & Fame 25. The Roots – Game Theory (feat. Malik B) 26. Junkyard Band – Sardines 27. Pharaoh Monch – Body Baby 28. Consequence – Callin Me 29. Consequence – The Consequence (feat. Q-tip) 30. Jazzy Jeff – Whatever U Want (feat. Little Brother) 31. The Free Design – Don't Turn Away (sharpshooters mix) 32. Giorgio Moroder – E=Mc2 33. DILLA FOREVER – DJ Pump 34. Kanye West On J Dilla 35. J Dilla – Dilla's World (still bangin' in your jeep) 36. The Trammps – Rubber Band 37. Kool & The Gang – Fruitman 38. Martha Reeves - Sweet Misery 39. A Tribe Called Quest – 1nce Again (dj pump BKS remix) 40. J Dilla – Won't Do 41. Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R. 42. Kanye West, Nas, KRS-One, Rakim – Classic (dj premier remix) 43. Styles P – Testify 44. Talib Kweli & Madlib – Happy Home 45. Black Milk – So Gone 46. Nas feat. Snoop Dogg – Play On Playa 47. Marvin Gaye – After The Dance 48. Once You Get it Break 49. Steve Arrington – Nobody Can Be You 50. One Way – Don't Fight The Feeling 51. Zapp – Heartbreaker 52. Slum Village – Give This Nigga 53. Musiq – Miss You 54. War – Sing A Happy Song 55. Ghostface Killah feat. Amy Winehouse – You Know I'm No Good 56. Common /Will I Am – I Have A Dream 57. Common – Geto Heaven (dj pump remix) 58. Richard Holmes – Onsaya Joy 59. Weldon Irvine – We Gettin' Down 60. Incredible Bongo Band – In A Gadda Da Vida
BONUS TRACK * 61. Linda Lewis – Old Smokey
We here dig that moment, when horns hit in a scratch routine, that the dude djing can't help but demonstrably FEEEEL IT!
Watch the next clip if you don't know what I'm referencing, or do.
Homeboy of this blog Brat Sandland prolly designed that SRC shirt Pj Pump is wearing, hey, wow, isn't this a blog now, what with a Just Ici and Skatbarder Strrreeeet Ware fashione referentialismo.
Brett Desingned the following shirt, which we here find damn witty, but why isn't Sudzy on the SRC team...??? (Editor's Note: Hey, ass, he is on the team)
HEY GEEKS! WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU WITH ALL THE HIP HOP. WE COULD STILL HEAR YOUR Razor Skooterz and Hippie Longboards.
This mix has many lifetime worth tunes that will probably already be on the ipod of famous celebrity MTV Canada VJ commentator talkbox never play video head enigma Dan Levy
01 Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race - Virgin 02 Rondo Veneziano - La Serenissima - Universal 03 Goblin - Tenebrae - Cinevox 04 Daft Punk - Ouverture - Virgin 05 Surkin - Next Of Kin - Institubes 06 SymbolOne - Love Juice - SymbolOne 07 Korgis - Everybodys Gotta Learn Sometimes - Angel Air 08 Midnight Juggernauts - Ending Of An Era - Mindight Juggernauts 09 The Paradise Ft Romauld - In Love With You - Vulture 10 Justice - TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY (Acapella) - Ed Banger 11 Chic - Everybody Dance - Atlantic 12 Frankie Valli - Who Loves You - Warners 13 Das Pop - Underground - Das Pop 14 Julien Clerc - Quand Je Joue - EMI 15 Daniel Balavoine - Vivre Ou Survivre - Barclay 16 Richard Sanderson - Reality - Barclay 17 Zoot Woman - Grey Day - Wall Of Sound 18 Fucking Champs - Thor Is Like Immortal - Drag City 19 The Rave - Mother - The Rave 20 Fancy - You Never Know - Fancy 21 Frank Stallone - Far From Over - Universal 22 Sheila - Misery - Warners 23 Todd Rundgren - International Feel - Warners
When not checking my bookmarks and changing my files to Divshare (Zshare we may forgive, but we never forget, everything’s CHANGED), I’ve been catching up on The Wire.
The Wire, is a TV show about Baltimore. It’s also about life. It’s amazing. It's pretty big on the internet, but Canadians by and large are unaware of its greatness. Winnipeg's own Tuxedo Sports Fans know all about it, but for the rest of you, here are some video clips to help you get all Laidlaw with it:
But first, songs with some tenuous link to The Wire:
Picture a futuristic world where artists, who although visionary, true and real, that aren't normally Dj'ed into mixtapes...suddenly...were...
Wouldn't that be great?
On this fabled mixtape, many artists featured are the sort that you would've previously been ridiculed for not owning, when you sheepishly asked in a record store. In this future, they will be given to you, in December, by an expert through a computer:
(The doors of the store open automatically, as if by magic)
Note to travellers, when away from home leave all your CD's at your parents house. I did not, and now British and Canadian burocrats are holding them up at the port of Toronto because of "paperwork protocol changes."
MP3 players are shiny, but they do not play in CD players.
So when I want to drive in the car, I'm living with the three CD's that I have in the house. Here are my three favourite songs off each.
Gnarls Barkley doesn't like to make a lot of appearances, but his travelling band has a really great singer, Draculo is his name, he's from Atlanta, and he's the best rapper alive.
Nice cover, Gnarls Barkley graduated with high marks from the Professor Murder Institute for great artwork. If you already have these songs, bear in mind, I ripped really high quality versions, cause I'm Santa like that.
After nearly a month of being a certified hobo, I have a home again. That means we're back at Grilling It. Apres this, le deluge, but here's the funniest item in the history of the internet to get the faithful and users of google.com/reader warmed up.
Click the white box.
This is how I feel about the absence. Gold star to Apt One
