Monday, March 31, 2008

"Nobody light-skinned been rappin' harder since Ice-T"



USA politics update for those GI readers that don't get/watch CNN:

1) Hillary claimed to have "ducked sniper fire", when what she really meant was "deplaned and shook young girls hand."

2) Obama's clergy master scares white people, Obama gets fresh Church.

3) John Mccain crew make ads featuring Hillary shaking hands and Obama's Reverend in a religious frenzy, but they don't tell anyone.

Dj Excel - THAT'S WHAT A PIMP DOES (Obama Remix)

Ludacris - NUMBER ONE SPOT



Dear Ludacris,

Please vacate the #1 spot. Obama is going to need that spot.

Sincerely,

Jason

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Talented and Patient



"I have always believed that there is a need for life-affirming films."
Anthony Minghella



I don’t want to write about who died. However, the older you get, the more people who’s art you care for are going to die.

Yesterday, it was Anthony Minghella.



It’s difficulty to succinctly express respect for a film director, without writing pages and pages; about films that the reader may not have seen. I’ll say this:

Anthony Minghella made essential pictures. He brought career bests out of several big movie stars. He ensured that all aspects of his project were exquisite. I can’t say that about many people who make movies. Great directors who earn great respect can get caught up in their own hype and clouded by expectations, and pay for their self-conciousness in craftsmanship. Minghella only cared about moving us with beautiful and impressive filmmaking. His work deserved to be show on the biggest possible screens and hooked into the clearest possible speakers.

His last film released, Breaking and Entering, was a complicated, stirring and heart wrenching urban drama about one thing: Theft and the future and right and wrong and good and evil and crime and bad and the heart and the head, and as I learned this morning…his exit.

Is that more than one thing? Ok.

"Too many modern films let the audience be passive, as if they were saying, We're going to rock you and thrill you. We'll do everything for you."
-Anthony Minghella



JACK WHITE - Wayfaring Stranger (from Cold Mountain)


"Music was a very vibrant ingredient in my life, and I originally saw my early plays as being a format for music."
Anthony Minghella

Friday, March 14, 2008

Go Fan Yourself



Tech buster and smooth brocoder Badman zapped this to me today.



I remember seeing Terminator 2: Judgement Day for the first time, in the Polo Park theatre, for Petey's 11th Birthday party (Shout out to Big LP for taking a gang of adolescents to an R Rated movie).

As if I needed to get more excited for Be Kind Rewind.



The last time Mos Def worked with Michel Gondry it was in this UNMISSABLE MASTERPIECE.



Dave Chappelle's Block Party is a modern day Last Waltz. For Real.

Turn on your electric light:



Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewind.


Kano - Reload It


I've got to go return some video discs.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

My Best Friends Are Righteous



My bredren Aaron made a short documentary about reggae poetry in Toronto. Mad positivity. That's him in the photo above, killer shirt, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HIS TRENDSETTING!

Nice to see one of my dogs (you know like dawgz, like friends) pissing on the walls of Babylon.

LOOK AT WHAT HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE!


Dub Poetry


Apparently, during production our infamous associate Manatobin hung his jacket on a Hallie Selassie flag causing it to fall to the ground.



Here's a fun tip for anybody who used videotapes. They come with stickers to mark a tape as "Dub" "Original" or "Master."

You put them on people's backs so it reads:

ORIGINAL
DUB
MASTER

Carlin On Modernity Waits On The Web Pelican On Sublime



Shout out Aunt Bea for knowing how fast paced comedy goes down around here.



Made me think of these:



California group Sublime have a version of Bad Religion's "We're Only Gonna Die."

"The worst thing about the band Sublime is that they didn't make anything truly sublime."
-TJ Pelican (Paraphrased)

Tom Waits is a crack shot at fast talking narratives. This is the one I wanted most after the Carlin (starts at 1:30).



Sublime

1 a: lofty, grand, or exalted in thought, expression, or manner b: of outstanding spiritual, intellectual, or moral worth c: tending to inspire awe usually because of elevated quality (as of beauty, nobility, or grandeur) or transcendent excellence.



That's sublime.

Salvador Dali "The Sublime Moment"



Lemon is a poor sub for lime!

CHOW

BBQ

PS: In the event that you find yourself trying ot find an archive of the covers of Young & Modern magazine...you may find...

Q: "Is it safe to give oral sex? Can you get pregnant that way?"
A: "No, you cannot get pregnant from oral sex. In order for an egg to be fertilized, sperm needs to enter the vagina..."

EARMUFFS!!!



Oh...hello...young lady...would you like to see my archive of RTF format Young & Modern magazines? At my bachelor pad?



She said no.

I always forget to lead with bachelor pad and follow with collection of archived magazines.

(Bachelor Pad meaning: disused recreational vehicle.)

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Answer Your Telephone



Mother is running an assignment for her grade eight class, where they bring in songs and discuss the lyrics (metaphors/allusions/etceteras).

She had to pick one for herself, and I suggested this:

R KELLY - Real Talk

She called me a "meatball" and went with Carol King.



Shout out to Sweden's neighbour Finland for this:

R KELLY - Real Talk (Fiskars Edit)


I don't know about you, but I'm going to Fiskars myspace to hear his shredevilingly heartattackular remix of Pete Townsend's "Let My Love Open the Door"



Here's another timeless Townsend jam:

THE WHO - You Better You Bet

Pete Townsend>>>alleged internet child porn researcher>>>excuse to post this:



Cripes gang! I started this post just to get the R Kelly giggles out. Who knew that R Kelly and Pete Townsend would lead to animated potential lechery.

I'm getting out of here faster than Garfield finds lasagna. Sorry Mom, for taking the fun we had to the crotch of a student wizard.



BONUS (MEATBALL RELATED)


Dean Ween's Sunday Sauce Recipe


Monday, March 03, 2008

This is a Blog



NEW JUSTICE VIDEO OGODOGOD I LOOOOOOOVE JUSTICE

Most of the Justice album can't be rescued from meh-diocrity by drinking a whole bottle of cough syrup or eating rotten corn, but this video. Oh la la.





Friday, February 08, 2008

Pumped By Hip Hop / Cut By Fabric (Pass the knockoff courvoissier)



If you were born after 1970, downloading the following mix will almost assuredly improve your day to day life.

Tracklist included, for the geeks that used to spend their late night weekends calling Steve or Sean @ UMFM begging for tracklists.





DJ PUMP - JEEPNEY SOUND VOL 6


1. Boomin In Your Jeepney Intro
2. Common – Resurrection (fantastic remix)
3. Be Break
4. Ahmad Jamal – Ghetto Child
5. The Light (dj pump break)
6. Lupe Fiasco – Kick Push (handle it version)
7. Linda Clifford – Never Gonna Stop
8. The Sylvers – Stay Away From Me
9. Rottin Razcals – Oh Yeah (be easy mix)
10. Slum Village – Get Dis Money (dilla fix)
11. J Dilla - Say It! (feat. Ta'Raach & DJ Exile)
12. Nicolay – I Love The Way You Love (feat. Darien Brockington)
13. Method Man – Method Man (dj pump remix)
14. Zhane – Hey Mr. DJ (dj pump version)
15. Zhane – Request Line (beatapella)
16. Dwele - I think I Love You
17. Musiq – ForTheNight
18. Q-tip – Official
19. Yesterday's New Quintet – Uno Esta
20. Bobbi Humphrey – Uno Esta
21. Quantic Soul Orchestra – We Got Soul (rob life remix)
22. El Michels Affair – Glaciers of Ice
23. Jimi Hendrix – Little Miss Lover
24. Sly & The Family Stone – Life Of Fortune & Fame
25. The Roots – Game Theory (feat. Malik B)
26. Junkyard Band – Sardines
27. Pharaoh Monch – Body Baby
28. Consequence – Callin Me
29. Consequence – The Consequence (feat. Q-tip)
30. Jazzy Jeff – Whatever U Want (feat. Little Brother)
31. The Free Design – Don't Turn Away (sharpshooters mix)
32. Giorgio Moroder – E=Mc2
33. DILLA FOREVER – DJ Pump
34. Kanye West On J Dilla
35. J Dilla – Dilla's World (still bangin' in your jeep)
36. The Trammps – Rubber Band
37. Kool & The Gang – Fruitman
38. Martha Reeves - Sweet Misery
39. A Tribe Called Quest – 1nce Again (dj pump BKS remix)
40. J Dilla – Won't Do
41. Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R.
42. Kanye West, Nas, KRS-One, Rakim – Classic (dj premier remix)
43. Styles P – Testify
44. Talib Kweli & Madlib – Happy Home
45. Black Milk – So Gone
46. Nas feat. Snoop Dogg – Play On Playa
47. Marvin Gaye – After The Dance
48. Once You Get it Break
49. Steve Arrington – Nobody Can Be You
50. One Way – Don't Fight The Feeling
51. Zapp – Heartbreaker
52. Slum Village – Give This Nigga
53. Musiq – Miss You
54. War – Sing A Happy Song
55. Ghostface Killah feat. Amy Winehouse – You Know I'm No Good
56. Common /Will I Am – I Have A Dream
57. Common – Geto Heaven (dj pump remix)
58. Richard Holmes – Onsaya Joy
59. Weldon Irvine – We Gettin' Down
60. Incredible Bongo Band – In A Gadda Da Vida

BONUS TRACK *
61. Linda Lewis – Old Smokey

We here dig that moment, when horns hit in a scratch routine, that the dude djing can't help but demonstrably FEEEEL IT!

Watch the next clip if you don't know what I'm referencing, or do.



Homeboy of this blog Brat Sandland prolly designed that SRC shirt Pj Pump is wearing, hey, wow, isn't this a blog now, what with a Just Ici and Skatbarder Strrreeeet Ware fashione referentialismo.

Brett Desingned the following shirt, which we here find damn witty, but why isn't Sudzy on the SRC team...??? (Editor's Note: Hey, ass, he is on the team)



HEY GEEKS! WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU WITH ALL THE HIP HOP. WE COULD STILL HEAR YOUR Razor Skooterz and Hippie Longboards.

Here you go

JUSTICE HOLIDAY MIX CD THAT FABRIC NIGHTCLUB REJECTED



This mix has many lifetime worth tunes that will probably already be on the ipod of famous celebrity MTV Canada VJ commentator talkbox never play video head enigma Dan Levy

01 Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race - Virgin
02 Rondo Veneziano - La Serenissima - Universal
03 Goblin - Tenebrae - Cinevox
04 Daft Punk - Ouverture - Virgin
05 Surkin - Next Of Kin - Institubes
06 SymbolOne - Love Juice - SymbolOne
07 Korgis - Everybodys Gotta Learn Sometimes - Angel Air
08 Midnight Juggernauts - Ending Of An Era - Mindight Juggernauts
09 The Paradise Ft Romauld - In Love With You - Vulture
10 Justice - TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY (Acapella) - Ed Banger
11 Chic - Everybody Dance - Atlantic
12 Frankie Valli - Who Loves You - Warners
13 Das Pop - Underground - Das Pop
14 Julien Clerc - Quand Je Joue - EMI
15 Daniel Balavoine - Vivre Ou Survivre - Barclay
16 Richard Sanderson - Reality - Barclay
17 Zoot Woman - Grey Day - Wall Of Sound
18 Fucking Champs - Thor Is Like Immortal - Drag City
19 The Rave - Mother - The Rave
20 Fancy - You Never Know - Fancy
21 Frank Stallone - Far From Over - Universal
22 Sheila - Misery - Warners
23 Todd Rundgren - International Feel - Warners



Justice VS Pump

Deliberation...



SORRY JSTCE



WINNER

PUMP!!!!!!


Thursday, January 24, 2008

The Cornerstore and a Buttered Roll



Tony Starks wants to know why you didn't buy his album. He offers a plan for redemption:

"Snap that up"

Leads to

"Goosing"

and

"Have a pow-wow"




There is a certain adjective for those that are Ghostface's clientele.

GHOSTFACE KILLAH - One

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Honky Grandma Be Trippin (On the Wire)



When not checking my bookmarks and changing my files to Divshare (Zshare we may forgive, but we never forget, everything’s CHANGED), I’ve been catching up on The Wire.

Then this little blip crossed the newslines:

FBI loses wiretaps due to unpaid phone bills

The Wire, is a TV show about Baltimore. It’s also about life. It’s amazing. It's pretty big on the internet, but Canadians by and large are unaware of its greatness. Winnipeg's own Tuxedo Sports Fans know all about it, but for the rest of you, here are some video clips to help you get all Laidlaw with it:

But first, songs with some tenuous link to The Wire:



WU TANG CLAN - Take it Back



KW GRIFF - Tony's Back



WALE - Eye No DC









“The shit was unseemly man!”

Friday, December 14, 2007

Co-operation From Computers



Picture a futuristic world where artists, who although visionary, true and real, that aren't normally Dj'ed into mixtapes...suddenly...were...

Wouldn't that be great?

On this fabled mixtape, many artists featured are the sort that you would've previously been ridiculed for not owning, when you sheepishly asked in a record store. In this future, they will be given to you, in December, by an expert through a computer:

(The doors of the store open automatically, as if by magic)




DJ CO-OP PRESENTS AYO TECHNOLOGY


Sumpin Special.


A PART OF IT IS LIKE IF TOM WAITS AND JONATHAN RICHMAN SANG AT PIMP C'S FUNERAL


Affirmative

001 LOVE

BBQ2K8