Smokes Outside In The Cold Makes Me Lightheaded

Apparently Nick Catchdubs does a twelve days of Christmas rundown. It's times like this that I'm glad I only look Jewish. Go to SAINT NICK CATCHDUBS.COM Nick is one of the gnarliest web rippers and a kick axe radio and outside of the radio dj. For more on him, check my year end picks after the wholly days...because boy did he go to town in a handbasket on "Hustlin."

So I promised no Christmas blogposts until the Dec 20's, but first Catch...
then Who Needs Radio did a tidy little mix that includes many of the best Christmas songs that you can listen to any time. Even when you aren't getting amped to celebrate the birth of Jesus and cut the kitschy green and red bandana off of your dog. No Sarah, I am not just shouting this blog out because the girl who runs it is really cute...You're Jewish Sarah, you know nothing about Christmas...I don't care if you're stepdad is goyem. That's your Mom's business.

THE WAITRESSES - CHRISTMAS WRAPPING

I've got to get my Wassle on, pump some yuletide in my headphones and get all Belmont with a Pilsner.

Oh yeah...I'm in Canada...this makes me think of Christmas



CHOW

BBQ

Get Out Of The City!



I was going to go to sleep, but then a well cut edition of The Stencil took my head from the trailers preceeding dreamberg (and 20 pages of french monkeys, diamonds and horny unemployed female stock brokers) with a website that contains the following rantastic blusterfuck:

"He refuses to work, claiming that he was in some sort of accident that ruined his hands. Funny, they seem to be able to open a beer can, open a cigarette pack, operate the television remote, etc. Then he claims his heart stopped. So I'm supposed to feel sorry for him for that?"
or...
"I am angry at my stupid fat dumb bitch of a roommate and her 3 cats that terrorize my boyfriends cat so bad it pissed in my sneakers and took a shit on my purse. but she wont do anything about it because shes to busy smoking dope and "takeing care" of these 16 month old twins that aren't even hers"

Luckily my roomates are world class dudes with potential for selection for galactic class when the time comes.


I'll be in Canada for nearly a month starting Wednesday, blogging at fireside (you'll see). In the meantime, my new roomate, Bomber aka Shoe Bomb aka Bombzilla aka Bomb Diggity aka Mukluk aka Shoehatchi aka King Richard The Lionhearted (non racist) Of Africa City will be pounding this tune:

Cee Lo feat Ludacris - Childz Play

With this, and these...

While I'm drinking this and smoking these...

Prolly jamming out to
The Blow - Fists Up and
Cee Lo - Gettin Grown

Because whether your on Vancouver Island, South London or Winnipeg, in the world we live in Cee Lo is Santa Claus.

Hey Santa, all I want for Christmas is Happy Hour?


If my roomates and I are in Dead Man On Campus, I'm O'Malley, irrefutably O'Malley.


The Wiz, will be in Winnipeg...he will be immersed in freezing cold joyful comfort, a grounding display of past present and future.

But I have a feeling he'll be listening to a lot of:

Van Morrison - Ballerina

Seriously, visit my hometown it's cold chillin, or if you prefer chillaxing. It's up to you, the New World is what you want it to be. Unlike the bears, who remain...exactly who we thought they were.



My year end lists and all such nonsense accompanied by the usual non-sequiturs will be fun while on holiday. That and watching this with her. If Grandma still has a VHS...or not.

So, I'm British Columbia bound, which means more than cheering for the Canucks, Mariners and Seahawks and being able to sleep at night.

Speaking of sleep at night.

CHOW

BBQ



PS: When I go to Vancouver Island, I get to see my dog, his name is Pete, I'm pretty excited to see him.

Cubicle Dwellers Find Reason To Go On
(Not on a rampage, but to perservere, sustain and hold strong (will wise, not your boss by the neck wise) )



Wilco - Hell Is Chrome

When Christ came again he came as stationary. But seriously useful stationary, who's blood will apparently make you want to write poems and kiss previously platonic girlfriends. I'd like a little less Holy Eucharist and a little more Bob Ueckerist.



Drunk Commentary That Makes A Great Ringtone or Wedding Gift Ringtone

Perhaps the Bob Uecker references are "Juuuuust a bit inside"

For all the office heads in Xmas decoration, party and secret Santa Pergatory:



Secret
Santa
Simplified

Wilco have been getting me through some days, and this has been my 6am party banger:

Wilco - Why Would You Wanna Live?

Get back to work.



CHOW

BBQ



PS: Jesus and Liam in the top of this post made me think of this: